100 things about me.
1. My name is Knack and, before you ask, I do not live on the third floor.
2. My mom only calls me “Knackers” lol. She more commonly refers to me as "annoyer."
3. I am a gay man, although I believe that most people are somewhat bi-sexual.
4. As a child, I was convinced the stork delivered me to the wrong country.
5. I was insanely jealous of my brother Noom's first serious girlfriend. Not because I wanted to date him (eww!), but because he was my best playmate. I feared his girlfriend would take him away from me. When they broke up I was secretly happy.
6. I was taken to hospital three times in my life, after being dengue fever, bitten by a stray cat, and having my collarbone broken by falling down a hammock.
UPDATE: unfortunately, I visited a couple more after I came back from the beach I was enteritis and I recently go there last month just because of sun burning.
7. I own far too many clothes and am unable to throw them away.
8. Cluttered rooms suffocate me.
9. I cannot sit still.
10. I used to rush home from kindergarten to watch an English language course on TV.
11. I am a recovering idealist.
12. I indulge shamelessly in daydreaming.
13. Hot weather drives me crazy.
14. And also, Stupid people drive me crazy too.
15. My favorite season is rain.
16. I love rain. I never carry an umbrella or hat or raincoat...I always "want" to get wet in the rain.
17. I used to run around the neighborhood in my bathing suit during summer thunderstorms.
18. I often use too many superfluous words to enunciate a single concept.
19. I have a fair, beauty-spot-sparkled skin that burns and peels and burns again before eventually tanning - but by that time the summer is usually over.
20. I have dyed my hair blonde, black, red and silvery-grey and black.
21. I hate shaving.
22. I have no tattoos.
23. I always do crosswords in pencil.
24. I could read at the age of 3.
25. I love giving advice. I'm great at it, too. It's like a magic trick I don't know the secret behind, the answers just come to me. I can only do this with others. When it comes to me, I'm clueless.
26. As a child, I used to pick up frogs and kiss them to see if they would turn into princes.
27. When I turned 8, I asked my mom to invite Tata Young to my birthday party. She picked up the phone and dialed *O* and proceeded to ask 'Tata Young' if she could make it to my party. After she hung up she told me she couldn't come because she was too shy and didn't want to leave her father. I completely believed her. lol.
28. At the age of 9 I buried a hairpin, discarded lipstick and a Barbie doll in the garden because I felt ashamed of playing with them.
29. I used to dress in drag once. I took part in a high school reunion beach party at Cha-Um beach in March 29. It was a fun night, and yet I could tell I was not enjoying being in drag as much as some of my friends did (we were a group of four). My wig kept bothering me a lot, I felt like I had an octopus on top of my head.
30. Every time I see a bottle of calamine lotion, the song "Poison Ivy" gets stuck in my mind.
31. I once stole a gay porn magazine from the newsagent in front of my parents' house - only to re-seal it in plastic wrap to put it back on the shelf a few wanks later.
32. I have a problem accepting that I am not the best at something.
33. I can't remember ever feeling bored.
34. I have a very vivid and wild imagination that I sometimes get lost into.
35. I never find enough time to do all I want to do.
36. I always have many nicknames. (Could you please stop calling me another FUCKING fantastic name, friends? JUST CALL ME KNACK)
37. I find it hard to say no - in any language.
38. I want everyone to love me.
39. I love being the center of attention.
40. I hate ignorance.
41. I think that thank you notes are important.
42. I love when my phone rings
43. Even though it seems like I have a million friends, I only feel close to and comfortable with VERY few people.
44. I've truly fallen in love twice.
45. My heart is still recovering from both.
46. I had my first crush in secondary school. His name was Mac. I recently saw him out at a bar. Turns out I still have a crush on him.
47. I don’t enjoy the sensation of being high on marijuana…I used to smoke once in college because I had a crush on this guy named Joe and he smoked in his underwear.
48. I didn’t realize that there were people who were less intelligent than I until I was with my second lover at the age of 17
49. I was a finalist in our school’s Spelling Bee one year and lost on the word “Capsize”, the winner from our school went on to the national finals and lost by misspelling “Boutonniere”.
50. When someone would ask what I wanted to be when I grew up, I said an animal scientist. I don't think I really knew what I wanted to do, but having an answer kept the adults happy.
51. I am mathematically inept.
52. My mom got me a math tutor in 10th grade and told me only the smartest and luckiest kid gets tutored. I believed her. (Until I failed my first math test).
53. I am often tempted to lie in order to win people's approval.
54. I can smile to let someone know I can't stand them.
55. I am an extremely nosey person and love hearing gossip.
56. I can also be an amazing sycophant (ass-kisser).
57. My roommate can be my roommate and not my "roommate."
58. I learned most of my English grammar in Thai classes.
59. I often correct people when they use the word “good” instead of “well” or “who” instead of “whom”.
60. My weblog is a lie-free zone. lol want to join us?
61. I have a very musical ear and can play almost anything on the electone after hearing it just a couple of times.
62. When I hear a song I like, I can listen to it over and over without tiring of it. I will usually sing along if no one else is around.
63. My idea of the perfect night out would be going out with Mario Maurer on a fierce drinking spree.
64. I have not got a favourite song / movie / book - it changes all the time. At the moment it's: Love song by Sara / Sex And The City / Harry Potter.
65. The last time I cried was watching the movie Broke Black Mountain (I often cry at movies).
66. I enjoy taking baths more than showers.
67. I write with my left hand and throw with my right hand.
68. I like to go fishing as long as I don't catch anything.
69. Dancing is my Yoga.
70. I have a terrible sense of direction.
71. I am very fickle.
72. I thoroughly enjoy doing the washing up.
73. I hate ironing with all my guts.
74. I avoid wearing briefs if I can. Lol
75. I generally go for quantity over quality, and always regret doing so.
76. I am addicted to Tetris and Klax. Damn!!
77. I am addicted to any kind of mushroom soup.
78. I love eating crisps dipped in vanilla ice cream.
79. I am a good, experimental, imaginative chef but can seldom be bothered to cook at all.
80. I'm an emotional eater. That means I eat A LOT.
81. If It’s chocolate I’ll eat all of it.
82. And YES! I won’t share the good chocolate with anyone. lol
83. I rarely sit down for meals.
84. I drink lots of milk, tea and several gallons of *caffeine-laden soft drinks* every day.
85. My extremely fast metabolism coupled with daily workouts means despite my gluttonous eating habits, I'm still thin.
86. Goldfish have a longer attention span than I have.
87. My two biggest fears are cockroach and running over someone, especially a child, with my car, and looking out the window and seeing some scary person or monster looking back at me.
88. I am the grumpiest, moodiest, angriest and hungriest person on earth when I wake up from an unplanned, accidental nap.
89. I hate going to bed, and I spring out of it as soon as I wake up.
90. I toss and turn and kick around and talk in my sleep. So, avoid sleeping with me if you’re not meant to die. LOL
91. I am currently single.
92. I have watched far too much TV for my own good for most of my life. I now hardly ever switch the evil thing on.
93. I never paid for sex.
94. I am a very, very bad loser. Really. Don't play with me, or if you do, you better lose intentionally.
95. I am most productive when under pressure and/or working against the clock.
96. Whenever I dream of our family's lake home in England it's always in black and white, never in color.
97. My family means everything to me. I would do anything and go anywhere for them.
98. I had always wanted to go to Disney World but when I finally went it was a disappointment.
99. There's a lot about me that I don't say here on my blog, a lot I'm afraid to say.
100. No matter how much I like talking about myself --- and I DO! --- I found it hard to come up with 100 things to say!
101. And hey!! One more thing, before you fall in love with me I just want to tell you this, My blood type is B positive. loooool.